Saturday, March 21, 2009

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On one corner of my bed sits a scary looking monkey .A gift I received last Christmas from a close friend. The monkey's medium, grey, soft , and scary looking. The brown eyes are outlined in black with thin, with no eye lashes. It has a nose, and black outlined lips, and it hairy all through. The monkey wears a scarf that is black and white stripes. The monkey has one main color grey and a little black is added as well. The monkey comes up to my knees. As a cherished gift from my good friend Suje, this figure greets me with a smile every time I enter my room.

dialogue between two


Person A Maria Person B:Ali

Gender :Female Gender:Male

Time/Place : Lunch at Boston Pizza. Waiting for a waiter.

Background Information

Person A: Person B:

. born in Germany .conceided

.reader .born in Sri Lanka

.nerd .Vegan

. youtube celebrity .Loud

Ali: OH MY GOD!! You look so familiar umm WAIT ! I no who you are beautiful Maria from Youtube.

Maria: Yes I am. Please don’t make a big fuss I don’t want people to see me .The service is really slow here. I've been trying to get the waiter's attention for the last ten minutes.

Ali:Wow you are so hot. I am so amazed!!. I hope he waits on us soon. I have a class at two o'clock.

Maria: Me, too. I recognize that English book. You must be a student at the English Language Center.

Ali: Yeah. I'm in the fourth course. So you want to go out someday? Chill all day and night.

Maria: Yes, I'm in the fifth course. Well I am not really into dates or anything,

Ali: I Oh come on please. You are just so pretty and so am I. Maybe one day we can make a great big family and I can become just as famous as you.

Maria: Ummm well. Ok fine I will give it a try but if it doesn’t work out I am sorry.

Ali: Yeah so. Lets go to a hotel and have some fun.

Maria: HOTEL wait what are you saying. I said yes thinking you wanted to go to dinner or anything.

Ali: No like go to a hotel and just have some fun. Like what other couples do.

Maria: Ewwwww no. Never ever!! Also were not even a couple.

Ali: But I am so hot and you should like me. I have everything as male needs.

Maria: Honestly I am not that type of girl and I didn’t come from a family like that.

Ali: Fine. You’re a slut and get lost !!!

Maria: Did you get call me a slut. Watch what happens to you. I am going to expose you hard on Youtube.

Ali: Do whatever you what I don’t care.